That’s an awful lot of people with their fingers crossed 🤞🏼.
No joking this time… back up your data please!
01/04/23 – International Pillow Fight Day
Pro Tip if you want to win:
Put a brick in it!! 🧱
06/04/23 – National Tell A Lie Day
Or is it?
019/04/23 – National Banana Day
Have you ever made eye contact with someone while eating a banana? 👀 🍌 😏
23/04/23 – National Talk Like Shakespeare Day
I have compiled a list of Shakespeare’s best insults for you to choose from:
1. Thou crusty batch of nature – Troilus and Cressida
2. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell – Othello
3. Villian, I have done thy mother – Titus Andronicus
4. Sweep on you fat and greasy citizens! – As You Like It
5. …for I am sick when I do look on thee – A Midsummer Night’s Dream